clean glide

I've been carrying this one around in my mind to land it here for
a week now - and it needs to give up it's space in my brain as there are more important things to clog my brain windings with:
scene was the grocery store and the need was a antiperspirant. WELL, there are a lot, but we're going for the "speedstick" kind - of which there are a lot also. And by the end of this shopping trip I was convinced they just label the sticks different to sell more, what's in them must be the same.

I eyed the two that were on sale for $2.49 (good price for not smelling like sweat for one month, right?). And honestly the one that I didn't take, ah, I think it was for very sensitive armpits (of course it doesn't say that, but "skin" or so)...not so interesting and not the case,
BUT the label on the one I got just raises the suspicion of how desperate the company must be to come up with this scenario of why one would buy this specific antiperspirant: FOR A CLEAN GLIDE THROUGH HAIR.

Uh...???

WHO wants to picture that?

And anyone: (in all honesty, leave me a comment) do you grow hair like that?